That cop was a great guy. He almost let me off. I always do the same thing when I get a ticket. I start crying my eyes out. Most of the time it works. The cop looks at me and says “it’s going to be ok, hunny” That’s when I say “but..but.. you don’t understand my mother is very sick. When she finds out this will be the end of me.” Well this cop actually knew who my mother was. So he gave me a ticket.

He’s a great guy from what I hear but he just laughed at me and said “Sorry babe, I got to give you a ticket.” Then when my case went to the judge, he laughed too. He said “this ticket is a lesson in irony. Your punishment will be to read the book catch-22. Oh yeah and a fine so go over there to pay your fine.”

I couldn’t afford the fine because I have no money and bad credit. The guy there told me I could get car title loans in San Jose, California so I wouldn’t have a problem. The auto title loan was easy to obtain and all I had to do was fill out an application. I got a call back right away.

I’m still going to cry when I get pulled over. I just need a more ambiguous story.

-Stephanie G.

San Jose, California

I got a new neighbor in Willow Glen. I usually like meeting new people. Especially when I get a new neighbor I think about how nice it’s going to be meeting them. But this is four guys all moving in. I tried to start a conversation with them and they were very aloof. The were being secretive and I asked if I could help them unload and they told me I could “never come inside” I don’t trust them

I think they might be trying to run a drug ring right out of their house. I can’t prove it and when I called the cops when they were moving in the cops laughed at me. They said there was no way they had enough evidence to search the house. But I need to protect myself and my family somehow. I’ve been trying to find a way to. I decided that I have to get a gun to protect my family.

But right now I’m too broke to afford a gun. I can’t wait though if these guys are running a drug ring in San Jose, California then I need to get protection. I found that car title loans are a reasonable way for me to pay for it all. An auto title loan is instant cash in my hand.

I was walking by their house the other day and I could’ve sworn I smelled Marijuana, it was that or the skunk I saw.

-Harry L.

San Jose, California