I’ve been wrestling for a few years now. I like the sport but that’s all it is. Just a sport. It gets you tough and makes you irresistible to women, but what I really want is money. Cash money. And that’s my real motive to get into ultimate fighting. I was a good wrestler but I’ll make a great Ultimate fighter.

I found out that there was a national champ in kick boxing living right in my town. I wanted to train with him so that I could become the best fighter possible. However I didn’t have the money. He expected a pretty large payment and my bank account it in the area of zero dollars.

I couldn’t give up on my dreams so I looked for money from everyone. I told my parents, they said the idea was stupid and they wouldn’t give me anything. I talked to friends and… yeah right.. don’t count on friends, that’s all I can say. Then I searched online and found car title loans in San Jose, California. It was a way for me to get fast cash in loans. I have bad credit and I could still get a title loan.

So now I’m going to take classes with a world class kick boxer. I’m up and coming so watch for me.

-Ryan G.

San Jose, California

That cop was a great guy. He almost let me off. I always do the same thing when I get a ticket. I start crying my eyes out. Most of the time it works. The cop looks at me and says “it’s going to be ok, hunny” That’s when I say “but..but.. you don’t understand my mother is very sick. When she finds out this will be the end of me.” Well this cop actually knew who my mother was. So he gave me a ticket.

He’s a great guy from what I hear but he just laughed at me and said “Sorry babe, I got to give you a ticket.” Then when my case went to the judge, he laughed too. He said “this ticket is a lesson in irony. Your punishment will be to read the book catch-22. Oh yeah and a fine so go over there to pay your fine.”

I couldn’t afford the fine because I have no money and bad credit. The guy there told me I could get car title loans in San Jose, California so I wouldn’t have a problem. The auto title loan was easy to obtain and all I had to do was fill out an application. I got a call back right away.

I’m still going to cry when I get pulled over. I just need a more ambiguous story.

-Stephanie G.

San Jose, California